yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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