I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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