Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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