You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
