About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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