I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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