Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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