Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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