I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
