I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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