she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I enjoy the company of your penis
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize