somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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