dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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