After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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