Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
