If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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