9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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