Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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