yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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