Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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