I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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