Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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