They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Nicole vs. Life
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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