if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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