i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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