im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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