Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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