i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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