weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just puked most of my soul out..
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