He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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