ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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