sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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