omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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