Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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