I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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