Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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