Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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