saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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