Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
