Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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