PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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