My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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