weddingsv make me drug and hornr
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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