Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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