On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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