I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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