your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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