Fuck appropriateness.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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