Dual....:-)
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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