Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
