I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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