She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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