My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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