Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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